[Lyrics] Eminem - Chemical Warfare

Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags stuffed in the backseat muzzled and gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians, a couple Hustler mags
Now grab the Pez dispenser fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers
The Governor of Alaska, she lust when I ask her
to shove my Pulaski sausage up in her ass, huh
While we hover over Nebraska, shooting at the fuckin buffalo pasture
In the helicopter man I can’t fuck her no faster
She screaming grab my titties, ‘Shady suck on those bastards’
But I ain’t no sucka, I won’t snuggle up with her after
I’m a gigilo, but y’all look like the Juggalo rapper
Everyday man, I just seem to get a little bit doper
Shit -back down? Man I’d rather lick on a scrotum
And eat the fucking Octo-moms pussy lips with some [?]
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah
while Rosie pussy-farts and takes a piss on the sofa
Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas
Brothers, Your mother fucking mothers aromas
Like no other, I keep thinking of her smothered in somas