[Lyrics] Manifest - 10 Asian Commandments

ah ah puisqu'on parle des asiat, je mets une song de Manifest qui me fait triper, les lyrics sont marrantes

Manifest - 10 Asian Commandements


it's the 10 asian commandments, what

I been in this life for years
it made me respectable
there's rules to the game
and i'm here to tell the rest of you
step-by-step 1 to 10 it's the breakdown
listen they will save you from them mental breakdowns

number one, the rule thats universally known
please take your shoes off when u enter asian homes
don't you know that dust and dirt will cause an outburst
and if ur rockin dirty socks an asian mom might the cops

number two always let them know your next move
brag about your college and your plan after college
the business that you startin it's important that you tell it
cuz the mission of an asian is to make an asian jealous

number three always have a full jar of kimchi
no explanation needed man just always have the kimchi

number four i know you heard this before
always stay fly i mean ALWAYS stay fly
brand names a must yo with extra cologne
but if you tryin too hard you might end up alone

number five u gotta learn to speak your own language
in case your interviewed by your baby girl parents

number six you gotta have a xanga or a myspace
let the world see the hottest pictures of your nice face
peep the sickest rapper too if you haven't yet
myspace.com/typemanifest

number seven always roll deep like in sevens
it's automatic how we roll it must be all genetic

number eight in any situation always be late
so tell the world that punctuality will have to wait
a dinner at 5 means a dinner at 6
it's asian time baby and you know it exists

number nine shoulda been number one to me
always keep your ears open to the word "free"
join the flock of asians at the job fair
where theres free pens free frisbees cuz you know it's all there

number ten always have that one black friend
for the ultimate intimidation that'll never end
it's true your enemies'll hesitate to approach you
but it's good to have friendships that cross over cultures

follow these rules, you'll have mad rice to break up
mad dough to rake up, yo it's time to wake up